10 Private Beta Spots

    You’ve seen the video, so I won’t repeat the whole circus here.

    Short version:

    I’m opening 10 private beta spots for the trade-alert system I’ve been building quietly for the last couple of years.

    This isn’t public yet.

    A couple of proper operators who you likely know are already using it.

    One is Teddy Garcia, CMO for Peter Diamandis.

    The other is Jenny Durose, data scientist and Facebook ads specialist who’s run ads for Mindvalley and Frank Kern.

    So I’m not testing this with random keyboard warriors from Twitter.

    I’ve got smart people using it already, and now I want a small group from here before I take it anywhere near the public internet.

    Before this becomes a more expensive monthly SaaS, I want 10 people I trust to beta it with me, and help tighten the system before it goes public.

    You’ll get lifetime beta access, personal setup help from me, and the Cowboy-Proof Trade Plan so you can learn the flow before risking a penny.

    If you want one of the 10 spots, grab it below.

    Grab My Beta Spot

    What The First Beta Users Are Saying

    “The Snapback Siren has fundamentally changed how I trade 0DTE because it is much less stressful than trading the morning chaos and works consistently with quick wins and healthy credits.”
    Teddy GarciaCMO, Abundance360
    Sample testimonial

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    Jenny DuroseData scientist and Facebook ads specialist

    If you know the people already using this, you’ll know they’re not muppets.

    That’s part of why I wanted them testing it early.

    What You’re Getting

    You’ll get lifetime beta access to the trade-alert system before it becomes a more expensive monthly SaaS.

    You’ll get personal WhatsApp access to me while you’re getting set up, so you’re not left guessing your way through the trading platform like a confused raccoon with a margin account.

    You’ll get access to the private Facebook beta group, where I’ll post updates, answer questions, and collect feedback as we tighten the system.

    You’ll also get the Cowboy-Proof Trade Plan.

    That shows you:

    • how to paper trade the alerts first
    • what to check before taking a signal
    • when to pass
    • how to size trades sensibly
    • how to avoid doing dumb emotional stuff with good data

    That last bit matters.

    The system is rules-based.

    You need to be too.

    The Numbers

    The current configurations I’m using are showing win rates between 83% and 93% over the past 15 months, depending on how selective you want to be with trades.

    One setup gives more trades.

    One is much pickier.

    The average trade time is 2 hours and 45 minutes.

    The average return is around 13% per trade, measured against Capital at Risk.

    The system has been backtested over 4 years.

    The current configurations are also being live traded by me and the first beta users.

    You’ll see the data, the rules, the assumptions, the risks, and how the alerts are generated before you risk a penny.

    And yes, there are losing trades.

    Any trading system that pretends otherwise should be fired into the sun.

    The edge is not “every trade wins.”

    The edge is that the win rate, average return, and rules have held up strongly enough that I’m willing to put this in front of people I’ve known for years.

    Recent Results

    Below is a trade log showing dates, results, amounts, returns on risk, time in trade, and summary totals.

    These results are from the last 3 months from one of the assets, based on trading 1 contract per trade at $500 per contract.

    Trade log showing dates, results, amounts, returns on risk, time in trade and summary totals.

    And below are real account result screenshots showing some recent daily results.

    Real account results graphic showing daily profit and loss screenshots from October 6 to October 28, 2026. Results are not typical and trading involves a risk of loss.

    These results are not typical.

    Trading involves risk.

    You can lose money.

    Don’t be the person who skips that sentence and then acts surprised later.

    Grab My Beta Spot

    Paper Trade First

    You do not need to go live on day one.

    In fact, I’d rather you didn’t.

    First, you’ll paper trade the alerts while you get familiar with the system, the platform, and the decision process.

    You’ll see alerts come in.

    You’ll check them against the rules.

    You’ll practise the flow without putting real money at risk.

    Then, when you understand what you’re doing, you can decide when to go live.

    That’s not the toddler version.

    That’s the sensible version.

    Who This Is For

    This is for you if you’re skeptical enough to want to see the data, disciplined enough to follow rules, and smart enough not to turn one good alert into a personality disorder.

    It’s for you if you want early access before this becomes a monthly SaaS.

    It’s for you if you’re happy to paper trade first and learn the process properly.

    It’s for you if you have enough capital to make the trade sizes worthwhile.

    It’s not for you if you want magic internet money instantly.

    It’s not for you if you’re trying to turn $300 into retirement money.

    Lovely dream. Wrong room.

    It’s not for you if you can’t follow instructions.

    And it’s definitely not for you if you already know you’re going to second-guess the signals and place random trades because you “had a feeling.”

    If you want to go full cowboy mode, do it somewhere else.

    I don’t enjoy watching money get set on fire.

    Price

    For this private beta, it’s $1,699 to join.

    If you’d rather split it, you can do 2 payments of $1000.

    That gets you:

    • lifetime beta access
    • personal setup help from me
    • my personal WhatsApp number while you’re getting started
    • private Facebook beta group access
    • the Cowboy-Proof Trade Plan

    When this goes public, it’ll move to a more expensive monthly SaaS model.

    And it definitely won’t come with this level of personal support.

    This beta group gets lifetime access.

    A Few Grown-Up Things

    Trading involves risk.

    Profit is not guaranteed.

    Not every alert will win.

    Markets can still punch you in the face.

    You’ll need enough capital for the trade sizes to make sense.

    If you’re trying to do this with lunch money and vibes, this probably isn’t the right time.

    If you’re unsure, paper trade first.

    Actually, even if you’re sure, paper trade first.

    That’s the whole point of not behaving like a muppet.

    NDA

    You’ll need to sign an NDA to get access.

    Not because I’m trying to be dramatic.

    Because I don’t want my best work turning up as JVZoo Product of the Day by January.

    This is private beta access.

    Your eyes only.

    Nobody else’s.

    Guarantee

    Give it the first 30 days.

    If the system does not produce at least 8 qualifying alerts that close as winners according to the rules I’ve shown you, I’ll buy your seat back and give you an extra $100 for being part of the beta.

    No weird hoops.

    No support ticket into the void.

    And since I’m Scottish, you can be damn sure I checked the numbers before offering to hand free money away.

    Grab One Of The 10 Spots

    If you want in, here’s what happens next.

    Step 1: Click the button and claim your beta spot.

    Step 2: You’ll get the Cowboy-Proof Trade Plan and setup instructions.

    Step 3: You’ll paper trade first, then go live when you understand the system.

    Grab My Beta Spot

    Only 10 spots. No cowboys.

    P.S.

    P.S. The moment you join, I’ll send you the Cowboy-Proof Trade Plan so you can start paper trading the alerts before risking a penny.

    Read it before the first alert fires, so your future self will be less of an idiot.

    If you’ve got a specific question before jumping in, hit me up on Messenger.